Twitter, that magical place where you can create your dream identity 140 characters at a time. Whether it’s your carefully selected re-tweets, or witticisms dispensed with abandon from your fingertips to your followers, Twitter is where we get to reveal a slightly better-than-actual self.

So we thought, what would the Twitter-bird look like if he took on some classic identities of his own? Our boring, blue avian friend has been re-imagined as a Mad Man, an 80′s Workout Junky, & countless other stereotypes.